Skinny Dipping

It's late one night in res in Waterloo, and the "Peter Pan" lost boys action is going full tilt. Someone says "Hey lets run around outside" so off we go. Five of us leave, but two get lost along the way, so it ends up with three of us looking at the "lake." We're chatting, then suddenly (let's call him Dan) runs off into the water buck naked. He runs, and runs, and runs some more until he is just about in the middle of the lake, when he yells "it's not very deep!" He ends up swimming a bit, and coming back to us with the report "I felt like a frog or something"

The report encouraged my decision to not go in the water.. it smelled swampy, and backed up my policy of not skinny dipping in strange bodies of water that I haven't seen in the daylight. That and it was all of two feet deep. That doesn't make me a prude does it?