Funny quote

All my life, I always wanted to be somebody. Now I see that I should have been more specific. "Jane Wagner"

Bathing the cat

We bathed the cat the other day. She came in from outside with poo on her, and we decided it was the best option. I only recieved surface wounds to one arm. Annie (the cat)was traumatized, but once we recmoved her from the bathtub she was alright. Although she did resemble a drowned rat.

Bathing a cat requires two people, one to hold the cat, and one to put soap and water on the cat. Having a medic nearby would also be recommended. Also make sure you have some alcohol nearby, because while it only takes 10 minutes to bathe a cat, you will need to celebrate afterwards.