Funny things on carboard signs

I was working a trade show and one of the guys had a presentation that he wanted to do of homeless guys' signs.. the best and funniest. Some of these homeless guys had some great senses of humours.

"Saving up for a penis enlargment, I'm a little short" (apparently this sign made $250 in an afternoon.)

"Head for bread"

"Saving up for a better sign"

"I just smoked a big joint, and i'm saving up for another"