Thoughts that spill out of my head into the internet ether. Who am I ? I'm a juggler comedian / talent agent who works and lives near Ottawa, Canada. Want to know more. Read on.. but it's not all for the faint of heart.

Thursday, April 27, 2006

Hyper Cats

This morning i had my coffee in my nice wide New Ro mug. It had cooled off nicely.

Here i am on the phone with a client, and the cat has her head in my coffee mug. She drinking away, licking the mug. My client seemed like a cool guy - so i narrated. He laughed, said "you're hired"

Great that's just what the cat needs.... coffee. Because she wasn't getting in my face enough?! I'm going to keep an eye on her in the next 10 minutes and see if she's bouncing around. I know it's nothing to worry about, becuase she didn't have much, and originally coffee was discovered by a goat farmer who noticed that his goats were "dancing" after eating some brown beans.

As longs as the cat doesn't get into the chocolate covered coffee beans, I think we're alright. Although it would be fun to see her dance.

Monday, April 24, 2006

Recycling Night

This week i'm recycling two boex full of diana BBQ sauce boxes.

So I'm cleaning out my garage.. which had a big huge stack of Diana BBQ sauce boxes in it. When I was working for Fast EddyToys, they shipped us the yoyos in these boxes. On one of my trips I was doing 18 shows in a week in Toronto.. so I had to have 1800 yoyos with me. The only way to work that was to repack the boxes, so I ended up with a huge stack of empty boxes.

The end result? People walking by my recycling pile thinking "They must eat alot of BBQ sauce"

Sunday, April 23, 2006

Rochester Juggling Festival

What a trip. It's been an insano busy two days. And way too much fun.

Just got in from the Rochester Juggle-in. I went down to 1) see the show, starring Jay Gilligan and Steve Brown (and other wicked acts) and 2) buy a new set of juggling clubs.

While i was a little disappointed in the selection of vendors (there was only one booth with clubs) they had some wicked juggling clubs - PX3's. I bought nine - apparently word got out, and i was chatting with people who were all like "ooh your the guy buying nine Px3's." it's damn impressive for one guy, but for two guys it's much less impressive.

The Saturday night show was phenomenal. The show opened with the "Right on the Head Jugglers" from Ottawa, doing a super tight 4 person juggling passing routine. They were great, and almost got a standing O within the first few minutes of the show. Next up, Gary - a world record holder frisbee champion did some crazy frisbee self throwing spinning and catching. Wes Pelden did a phenomenal club juggling routine - which definately demonstrated the skills that won him 3rd place at the IJA's advanced club competition. Wes is 14yrs old.. and the lady beside me mentioned "I don't think he needs to shave yet" - I figure he's spending all of his would be shaving time practicing juggling clubs. This was followed up by Steve Brown who did a hilarious / insane / wicked yoyo dance routine. The music was rocking, the pacing was full on, and Steve Brown earned his "Steve Brown is my hero" slogan. Another juggler came out and did some wicked ring stuff.. then everyone took a break for a short intermission before Jay Gilligan
s show.

Jay's new show is a two man spectacle that involves a crazy Swedish Chef / Drummer, and Jay Gilligan's killer juggling skills. The show opened with the Swedish Guy doing a percussion cooking pice that was absurd, and hilarious with a catchy beat. After the mess/meal was made jay came out, cleaned off the stage, and the cook / drummer took his spot behind his crazy electronic drum set. The drummer was working with samples, electronic pads, symbals, a megaphone, and a few niosemakers.. his musical backing was phenomenal.

Jay Gilligans juggling was top notch. He made dropping as much a part ofthe show as throwing and catching. Jay carefully laid out his props, then whirled them into motion in various combinations, juggling two balls, two clubs, mixing media with rings, balls clubs, beanbags. It was a dizzying show that including him throwing quadruple throws in a five pattern (which earned a stand ovation 3/4 the way through his set) and juggling 9 rings?? (it was hard to tell how many rings were actualy in the air) A very technical set, that brought the house down. It rocked huge. I've never been to a show that had that kind of energy in the room.

So all told the show was completely worth the trip. That was the best $10 show I've ever seen. I got to meet some cool new people, and had a wicked time.

Also had a chance to pass clubs with Steve Mills (inventor of Mills Mess.) At a juggling conference Steve is like a kid in a candy store - soaking up new tricks, trading notes. He was great to pass with.. he got me throwing 9 clubs a bit, and 8 in singles... it was cool. We also got to test out my new clubs, after about 10 minutes we were both saying "These Rock."

Monday, April 10, 2006


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Friday, April 07, 2006

Clown guy

Today instead of being a "Cowguy" I was a "Clownguy" I was performing at this day care, and the daughter of the lady I was working for insisted on having a Clown perform. So it's no sweat for me to clown up - i even got some photos. The kids thought i was hilarious.. all except for the daughter of the lady who booked me who was a little shy.. funny how that goes.

After my show i had a few errands to do so i stayed in clown and picked up a cheque from a client, checked my mail at mailboxes etc.. and turned some heads in the process.. lots of looks from people in traffic. (of course i was a clown in a cowcar.)

Yesterday i was in between gigs driving around (just in a funny suit), and these two hot girls pulled up in a car besideme . They yelled over "sexy car". Yeah.. still got it. The Cowcar that is.

The kids today were absolutely hilarious. They were all 4 years old, so i ended up talking to them alot, they thought i was super funny.. it was awesome. Of course i do know how to make 4 yrs olds laugh like anything. it was fun.

Monday, April 03, 2006

My Giant head

Apparently I have a big head.

I've discovered this in ordering hats.. I have to custom order XL, or the biggest hats available.

We were playing poker the other night, and playing Indian poker, so i stuck a card in my hat band. Someone mentioned that my hat was on the last notch.. they asked if that was for real? Indeed it was.

As we were getting ready for our theatre show Ian Quick kept bugging me about my giant noggin. It is large. Do you know what they say about guys with big heads? Well i know big hats. If you have any other answers let me know.

While Ian was buggin me about my huge head, he was letting them rip consistently. he was Captain gassy pants. At least my giant head doesn't smell.

Blah Blah Blah

Had a good weekend. did a few shows.. it's nice to know that i've still "got it"

Working away on bookings, PR, videos, etc. blah blah. Friday night had a wicked "watch the theatre show and write, practice etc with Nick. we had some wicked ideas, and are essentially re-writing the whole show. Also taking Kilts on Stilts in a good direction.. cool ideas.

It's great to be working with someone who is right into the show. The show is going to improve 10 fold (we are practicing and rehearsing twice a week..) so now it's just a matter of kicking the sales machine into gear. Anyone out there know where i buy a sales machine?