Thoughts that spill out of my head into the internet ether. Who am I ? I'm a juggler comedian / talent agent who works and lives near Ottawa, Canada. Want to know more. Read on.. but it's not all for the faint of heart.

Sunday, December 04, 2005

Ripppp

Today I was gearing up for a busy day of shows. At my first venue, i was squatting workin on hooking up a mic. I shifted my weight and heard RRRRIP, the seam in my pants went leaving a big hole.

I was getting ready for the first of three shows that day. I also live 30 mintues outside of the city, so driving home and getting a new pair of pants wasn't an option. I also wasn't wearing black boxer briefs (which would help.. since my pants were black.) Instead my white boxer briefs were a little visible from the right angles.

I made a point to keep facing the crowd. It seemd to work. Only two kids at my last show noticed all day (or everyone else was really nice.)